Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Mayor
in honour of David Miller
(based on Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird)
Presented at the 2010 Mayors Arts Awards Lunch.
Read aloud by actor Eric Peterson. Created by Priscila Uppal.
I
Among ravines and bike lanes,
The only moving thing
Was the St. Clair streetcar.
II
He was of three minds,
Like a country
With three levels of government.
III
Budgets whirled in the recession winds.
Numbers in pantomime.
IV
A mayor and a city
Are one.
A mayor and a city
And an island
Are one.
V
I do not know which to prefer,
The mayor of first term
Or of the second.
The prelude or
The encore.
VI
Icicles filled the cabinet
With barbaric glass.
The mayor took on the philistines,
East and west.
He brought flutes and pianos,
Headdresses and monologues and pirouettes
Out of the cold shadows.
VII
O fat men of Toronto,
Why do you imagine shorter wait times?
Do you not see your leader
Training his feet
For marathons?
VIII
We know humanitarian arts,
Multicultural urban rhythms;
But we know, too,
That the mayor is involved
In what we know.
IX
He rode across the GTA
In a green coach.
Once, a fear pierced him,
And he vowed
To keep the streets
Of his city gunless.
X
At the sight of the mayor
Under television’s harsh lights,
Even the most finely groomed
cry out: hair guru!
XI
City Hall is reshuffling.
The mayor must be dancing.
XII
It was election time all afternoon.
Veritable voting season.
The mayor surveyed his beloved city.
The clock struck twelve.
He took a bow.
Priscila Uppal